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Jul 16 05 4:45 AM

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OMG! OMG! You will NEVER believe this!!!!


I don't know how else to say this...


The very first word on the very first page of the Half Blood Prince is ....


'IT'.

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Jul 16 05 5:24 AM

That didn't take you long! But I thought you'd tell them the last word on the last page!!!!





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Hermione.

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I just can't believe it!







Tina

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Jul 16 05 9:20 PM

Ruin it??? RUIN IT?????


How much money does everyone want to send me to keep me from telling you who died and who killed him/her/it??

RUIN IT?????


Rowling had better be busy writing the next book and it had better be out within the year because she is going to have a HORDE of angry fans camped out on her doorstep over this one. >:[




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Jul 17 05 10:49 PM

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Mr. Filch's cat did it in Professor Snape's class with a grindlylow.



No! No! Wait! Madame Pomfrey killed Kreacher on the Quidditch field with a chocolate frog!

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Jul 18 05 2:15 AM

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No! No! Wait! Madame Pomfrey killed Kreacher on the Quidditch field with a chocolate frog!




*shaking head in disgust*

Don't you know anything!!???!!!

SHEESH!


It wasn't Madame Pomfrey. It was Dobey. He killed him by stuffing Bertie Bott's beans up his nose.


Get your story straight!!


Tina
(ARE YOU DONE YET??? HURRY UP!!! READ IT!!! I want to gripe to someone!!!!!!!!!!)

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Jul 18 05 12:38 PM

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(ARE YOU DONE YET??? HURRY UP!!! READ IT!!!



NO!!!! I'm not!!!! IF YOU WOULD STOP HARRASSING ME I'D BE DONE A LOT SOONER!!!! fictionfactor/action-smiley-075.gif

I do have my theories though. I'll call you.

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Jul 19 05 3:55 AM

WILL YOU QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT!?!? Some of us just barely got our hands on it!!!

Actually, it's a very sad story as to how I got my hands on the book a day early. And not a very pleasant one at that. Ah well, life stinks (literally, in my case), deal with it.

I am in pain. Serious, agonizing pain. But I won't go into detail right now. It just really, really hurts and burns and stings and...ouch!!!

And I can't really start the book until the morphine wears off!!!

~White Lady
(who feels really rather loopy and in very much pain and will never, ever use a bunsen burner again)

Why so serious? - the Joker

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Jul 19 05 4:11 AM

QUOTE (White Lady of Rohan @ Jul 19 2005, 01:55 PM)
WILL YOU QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT!?!?

I'll 2nd that motion!!
(My son's up to chp 9 - in 2 nights, coz we've been busy living life a little bit - so it shouldn't be much longer before I hazard a look!! fictionfactor/bleh.gif )

Um, White Lady... didn't anyone ever tell you not to play with fire? And... you can't string us along like that - please, do tell us what happened!! (We're writers, here - we HAVE to know every icky detail!)

That being said, I'm sorry to hear about your injuries. Please get better soon! fictionfactor/birthday1.gif (the balloons are to make you feel better!)

Jo

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Jul 19 05 1:17 PM

Monkeys always look. fictionfactor/bleh.gif

Harry and Luna Lovegood are getting together.

It's the gum disease, you know. They may even get married and have little hobgoblins. Of course Doby will be the godfather.

Hope everything is healing up quickly, White Lady! Burns are the worst! fictionfactor/birthday1.gif



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Jul 20 05 2:55 AM

Quit talking about what??

You don't honestly think we're telling the truth do you?

DANG! Ciara, We're GOOD!!


Tina

PS. McGoungal, Mdme. Hooch and Professer Sprout have agreed to be the honorary "fairy" godmothers.

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Jul 20 05 3:07 AM

QUOTE (Tina @ Jul 20 2005, 12:55 PM)
Quit talking about what??

You don't honestly think we're telling the truth do you?

No, but... but...

You're making us SCARED to open this thread! We be just measly little muggles, you know!

*Jo skulks away to pinch son's HP6 so she can fight fluff with fluff* fictionfactor/action-smiley-039.gif

"I shall return!!"
..L8r..

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Jul 20 05 9:07 AM

*hremmm*

This post marks the Doc's return for the moment.

This topic is just too tempting.

The book was released in Britain at midnight GMT. That is 01 AM in Germany. At that time I was on a train across the republic. I had to change the train in Mainz at 05 AM.

A bookshop there was already open.

After I did not get too much reading done between 9:30 and the rest of the day, it took me until 1PM the next day to finish it.

So, I know eho did it, where and how!

IT WAS FANG WITH A BOX OF COCKROACH CLUSTERS UP THE ASS IN THE HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM!!!

And Kreacher will be the one who throws around rose petals at Harry's and Luna's wedding. A wedding that will not last long. As a gift, Neville tries to charm Harry's scar away at the party afterwards, which leaves Harry's brain severely damaged. he divorces Luna and runs off to Barbados with Millicent Bullstrode. wub.gif

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Jul 20 05 10:53 AM

ROFLMAO!!!

Good to have you back Doc!


Tina
PS: Hope, you, Andrea and Frederick are all doing well.

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Jul 20 05 1:26 PM

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You're making us SCARED to open this thread!


Why would I spill the beans? It's way more fun to make up wild stories!!!! I already warned about the load of crap coming this way! Come on! Toughen up and have fun with us! I still haven't finished reading it myself. I would have had it read but my dogs needed to be bathed and I was out of clean socks...Domesticity really bites at those crucial moments.

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IT WAS FANG WITH A BOX OF COCKROACH CLUSTERS UP THE ASS IN THE HUFFLEPUFF COMMON ROOM!!!



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good to hear from you again! Hope you, Andrea and Frederick are getting along great!

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Jul 21 05 1:37 PM

HURRY UP AND READ!!! GRRRR!!!! HURRY!!!!


OOOO!!! NO MORE CHILDREN FOR ROWLING!!!! NO MORE!!! IT'S INTERFERING WITH THE STORY PROCESS!!!!!


HURRY UP AND READ! I'VE THROWN THE BOOK ACROSS THE ROOM TWICE NOW!


GRRRRR! (complete with baring the teeth in a vicious snarl!)

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Jul 25 05 5:45 AM

I FINISHED!!!! Don't you just love long plane rides? Yay!!! Except it's not! HOW DARE SHE!!?!?!?!? HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO ME!?!?!? Grrr!!!!

Okay, I'm done ranting for the moment...stop me in three seconds when I start again.

I actually finished several days ago but I've been in Missouri on a family reunion and I couldn't get onto the Internet. I'm willing to join in on a gripe session here!

Harry and Luna?... ...No, get your story straight! It was Luna and Draco! They eloped on Buckbeak to the Shrieking Shack where they painted a lovely new coat of arms on the front door depicting a ferret bouncing over the moon.

And Ron and Moaning Myrtle finally admit that they're madly, helplessly in love with one another and honeymoon in Lake Tahoe. Hermione gets jealous and is forced to run off with Flitwick, going on to establish a lovley estate in the Riddle House.

Hooboy, that's the last time I spend all day on an airplane and in the airport during four hour layovers.

To those interested (and I was not playing with fire, jodes), last Monday, I was camping and helping a bunch of twelve-year-old girls cook. That was your first mistake, White Lady. Twenty-odd twelve-year-old girls should not be allowed within ten feet of propane gas burners huddled around a table. Remember that. Well, I guess someone bumped the table because the pot of water (that had been boiling for about fifteen minutes) fell and spilled all over me. So...I ended up being airvacted (how the heck do you spell that?) out of Pine, Arizona to the Maricopa Burn Cernter in Phoenix where they determined that I've got 20% second-degree-burns on my thighs. For bandaging, they're using this new thing called Aquacel (remember that fellow writer!) that adheres to the wound, and you can't get it wet. So, I can't take a shower until they come off! (Oh goodie!! <insert sarcasm here>) And it hurts us, my precious!!!!

~White Lady

Why so serious? - the Joker

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Jul 25 05 3:05 PM

Draco and Luna? Where did you get that nonsense? Draco makes a trip to Denmark, where he gets married to Goyle, while Crabbe, his guts torn with jealousy, gives the Shrieking Shack a full blown revival.

And why did no one think of poor Snape? He finally comes out of the closet with his crush on Prof. Trelawney. Rumor has it that at their wedding, they'll serve roast centaur ...

And who are we to forget the secret lovelife of Neville Longbottom and his beautiful fiancee Dolores U.?

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Jul 25 05 4:33 PM

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And who are we to forget the secret lovelife of Neville Longbottom and his beautiful fiancee Dolores U.?


And what did poor Neville ever do to you that you would pair him with that tripe?

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