
Um, that's just a bit too much information, there, Hobbitlass....
Actually, it's
Grawp and Rita. They'll be holding their wedding in the Forbidden Forest were Hagrid will perform the ceremony and they'll be sacrificing Umbridge to the centaur herd to allow guests passage into the forest.
And, of course, there's Bellatrix and Mad-Eye Moody, who've had a love-hate relationship for the past seventeen years now...

Let's hope her husband doesn't get too angry when he finds out she's been cheating on him.