No, no, no! it's Voldemort and Rita Skeeter! Didn't you know?! *exhasperated sigh* They have a lovely wedding in the Chamber of Secrets where which Winky, Dobby,and Kreacher dess in pink tutus throwing rose pedals in the air and the Death Eaters sing a loud, high pitched chorus of "All Things Bright and Beautiful" and then they roast Nagini and eat her marinated in butebur pus. Then they get drunk on firewhiskey and fly away together on Hary's firebolt, snogging ech other sensless.