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Jul 25 05 5:13 PM
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| And why did no one think of poor Snape? He finally comes out of the closet with his crush on Prof. Trelawney. Rumor has it that at their wedding, they'll serve roast centaur ... |
*insert string of muttered curses* How could I forget?! And, of course, it'll be marinated in that sherry Trelawney's so fond of.
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| And who are we to forget the secret lovelife of Neville Longbottom and his beautiful fiancee Dolores U.? |
Oh gag! Be merciful to poor Neville! Pair that awful woman up with something more fitting...like a Blast-Ended Skrewt.
You know, we've also forgotten poor, unfortunate Voldemort, who'll be announcing his engagement to Madam Pomfrey any day now.