Draco and Luna? Where did you get that nonsense? Draco makes a trip to Denmark, where he gets married to Goyle, while Crabbe, his guts torn with jealousy, gives the Shrieking Shack a full blown revival.
And why did no one think of poor Snape? He finally comes out of the closet with his crush on Prof. Trelawney. Rumor has it that at their wedding, they'll serve roast centaur ...
And who are we to forget the secret lovelife of Neville Longbottom and his beautiful fiancee Dolores U.?
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