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Jul 25 05 5:45 AM

I FINISHED!!!! Don't you just love long plane rides? Yay!!! Except it's not! HOW DARE SHE!!?!?!?!? HOW DARE SHE DO THAT TO ME!?!?!? Grrr!!!!

Okay, I'm done ranting for the moment...stop me in three seconds when I start again.

I actually finished several days ago but I've been in Missouri on a family reunion and I couldn't get onto the Internet. I'm willing to join in on a gripe session here!

Harry and Luna?... ...No, get your story straight! It was Luna and Draco! They eloped on Buckbeak to the Shrieking Shack where they painted a lovely new coat of arms on the front door depicting a ferret bouncing over the moon.

And Ron and Moaning Myrtle finally admit that they're madly, helplessly in love with one another and honeymoon in Lake Tahoe. Hermione gets jealous and is forced to run off with Flitwick, going on to establish a lovley estate in the Riddle House.

Hooboy, that's the last time I spend all day on an airplane and in the airport during four hour layovers.

To those interested (and I was not playing with fire, jodes), last Monday, I was camping and helping a bunch of twelve-year-old girls cook. That was your first mistake, White Lady. Twenty-odd twelve-year-old girls should not be allowed within ten feet of propane gas burners huddled around a table. Remember that. Well, I guess someone bumped the table because the pot of water (that had been boiling for about fifteen minutes) fell and spilled all over me. So...I ended up being airvacted (how the heck do you spell that?) out of Pine, Arizona to the Maricopa Burn Cernter in Phoenix where they determined that I've got 20% second-degree-burns on my thighs. For bandaging, they're using this new thing called Aquacel (remember that fellow writer!) that adheres to the wound, and you can't get it wet. So, I can't take a shower until they come off! (Oh goodie!! <insert sarcasm here>) And it hurts us, my precious!!!!

~White Lady

Why so serious? - the Joker