HURRY UP AND READ!!! GRRRR!!!! HURRY!!!!
OOOO!!! NO MORE CHILDREN FOR ROWLING!!!! NO MORE!!! IT'S INTERFERING WITH THE STORY PROCESS!!!!!
HURRY UP AND READ! I'VE THROWN THE BOOK ACROSS THE ROOM TWICE NOW!
GRRRRR! (complete with baring the teeth in a vicious snarl!)